sunday school lesson

dedicated to White Girl.... who stream of consciously raved most of this

it wasn't a whale it was a fish,
goddamnit get it right!
quit saying its revelations when
its revelation;
even i know better
and i don't believe in that shit
now if you're gonna tell a
story get it right
jonah wasn't in a whale
he was in a motherfucking fish
it was a big ass fish and a fish
is not a whale because a whale is a mammal
like a dolphin, like a monkey,
like the man who took my money,
like you, like me,
like mitochondrial eve
and because there is a
mitochondrial eve,
since darwin's gone to heaven,
you need to know...
none of this shit matters